Benj-

HAPPY 17th DEAREST AH CHU!!!

and see, i purposely put your name in the purply white musk colour to make your day even more white musky. and i manage to incoporate floral prints into your birthday although they just made my butt more itchy in the end. (okay i typing this right after i send you the info overload msg) HAHAHA

for your info, or for anyone for that matter, erika says the funniest things. this in direct contrast to carine is, carine is the funniest thing not say the funniest things. HAHAHH. okok fine, i know if i call you gong you are going to say im ignorant.

I ADMIT. i am ignorant. and i didnt know muhatma ghandi is not muhammad ghandi. (i dont even know if i got his name right) eh, you people sniggering at me arh, dont pretend you know he's hindu okay? tsktsk. at least im honest. but as othello says "honesty's a fool".

hahaha.

couple dance was full of nonsense and shrieks when people had to dance with jere. but its okay, at least you dont jump instead of tap. actually i just wanna make my point is that fat people dont tap, they stomp lah. so its not really my fault. you never heard of an elephant doing a tapdance.
imagine...... HAH! i bet you're really imagining a elephant in a tophat and tap dancing now. LOSERrrr. HAHAHAHAHA

okay today's post is full of rubbish. yup. lichu included. HAHAHA.

cya'll