Benj-

be cause there is a need for comic relief in my life.

DOCTOR BENJAMINs HELP COLUMN

Problem: doctor, i tried cutting myself on the wrist, but i didnt die.
Solution: next time you wanna die, die in style, go jump off a cable car after having finish dinner in it.

Problem: doctor, i squeezed this pimple on my face, it bled and it hurts. what should i do?
Solution: next time, DONT squeeze it.

Problem: doctor, tmr is my alevels chinese exams, but im not prepared at all.
Solution: pray really really hard.

Problem: doctor, i keep seeing this gross couple on the train, they really irk me.
Solution: wait for the oppurtune moment, walk up to them and when the door opens, push them onto the track.

lol, so dumb lah