Benj-

by right, i'm suppose to be typing this really long post about how what i have reflected today. but then because i think my dogs are secretly pigs i dont feel like talking about serious stuff anymore.

but all the same, my lord, i hope you will lead me back to the right path.

so yah, i think my dogs are secretly pigs. i mean what kind of dogs eat and eat all day and yet still have storage space to put more away. hahaha, quite scary.

so come to think of it, i think i'm secretly a pig too. i mean look at the enormity of my mass. the sheer magnitude of my body. the titanic size i'm in. omg. i think eating should be a crime. yeah. that way i wont eat anymore.

recently the radio in the kitchen has been blaring some random chinese station. i never knew my mum was so cheena. if only there was this radio station that went "HA! i caught you eating!" every five minutes. i bet it would be real helpful in helping me lose weight.

wahahahahha.

now there's a thought.

oh and i'm starting to feel awful for all the terrible things i've done. and i promised not to.

shit.

:(