Benj-

so mr nice and honest guy decides that his new hobby would be to degrade me to the status no less than a pig. meaty, with pieces of fat all over and fat fat FAT are commonly associated words with Ben.

i understand how pigs feel when we call them fat now.

i solemnly swear to never call another pig fat in my entire life.

i'm so fat, i think i should find a deep, dark, bottomless hole and jump in. oh wait, i mean a WIDE, BROAD, bottomless hole. since deep are meant only for the privileged SKINNY people.

ahhhhhhhh....

i wish i wasn't fat. :(

this is paradoxicaloxymoron signing off.

bah. mona. hahahahaha