DEAREST LORD; FRIENDS & FAMILY


Monday, January 14, 2008

i do not like the period spanning from 6.30 to 9. doesn't the sun setting make you so darn irritated? and you either fall into spells or emotional torrent or slip into slips of absolute disgust. woe betide who dares disturb thee.

i do not like taking dinner after 9. it makes me fat.

i do not like that bloody ad on tv which keeps promoting the Sauna Solution belt. because it's bloody tempting how you can lose one inch on your waist in just 15 mins. of course at a price of 170 dollars. i don't print money in case you didn't know. chop chop chop

i do not like how my window faces another window. there's no wind and there's people who will stare when you dig your nose and scratch your butt. what's the point of hiding at home when you are not at the liberty to perform these acts of erm.. personal care

i do not like my bed cause there's a wierd guy on it and he's always staring at me with that wierd look in his eyes. i can't wait till my maid changes my bedsheet. stop thinking sick stuff people. for crying out loud, what's wrong with people these days. hahahahahahahaha

i do not like the fact that money doesn't grow on trees. maybe it's suppose to be an underground stem or root like sweet potatoes and carrots. well, the next time i find a million dollars in the carrot i'm eating, i'll let ya'll know.

i do not like those spherical yellowish/reddish objects that grows on people. i officially declare that pimples are criminal. you are guilty if you are found harbouring these convicts. AHHHHH i plead guilty!! send me to jail!!

hahahahahaha, what the hell am i doing? but it's fun anyway spamming nonsense and crap. and it sounds bloody HIMBO(yes there is such a word. i invented it. i should know.).

incidentally, i'm listening to christina aguilera's Infatuation. why? i have absolutely no idea.

bye...

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