Benj-

i am attempting to do my work. however i have to admit that i have not been able to make much headway especially when television programmes are blaring away and food is so wondrously calling my name.

i wish i had half the discipline of an ant.

i chose an ant because it's crawling on my table now and i am feeling very irritated at it. i squished alot of ants today because when i gave them a chance to run away, they refused. and i dont want to wait for them to run away to start my homework.

and then again, if i end up not doing any homework, i would have squished those ants for nothing. and that is no good. i feel like taking a bath because i feel very ill tempered. and that is no good.

so i shall go take a shower. but taking a shower would mean i'm procrastinating. and that is no good. but if i don't, i cannot concentrate thus i would not be able to do my work properly. and that is no good.

i bought alot of stationary over the weekend. i didnt use my on money so that is good, but i spent alot of my parents' money and that is no good. i like my new file, it says metal colour. but the size of it is abit off and that is no good.

i am clearly procrastinating as you can see.

and

that is no gooood.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh and i have so much backdated homework that if they magically transform into ants i would be very very very irritated.

i wonder if my teachers would believe me if i told them my homework turned into ants and crawled away with my kit kat bits on my table.

hmmmmm....