Benj-

it's utterly ridiculous that i have to sit in a hair salon waiting for a freaking 2 hours just so my sister can iron out all the stupid curls in her hair.

oh god give me strength or i think i may simply grab an iron and do it myself.

and no mum, you don't have to entice me with crap just so i'll do it. and all your dumb ideas just got thrown out the window. because if you were that nice, you'll go do it yourself.

it's going to be a loooooooooonggggggggggg wait.

i think i just might die.

and i don't give a damn. i'll grouse all i like